A FAN IN HEAVEN

in a dream a man saw himself in heaven infront of an angel.

in the angel's office were many clocks of equal diametres.

then the man asked the angel: "what are all these clocks for?"

"they help me to calculate the number of sins per minute of every human".said the angel
the man continued " hmmm, some are going very fast"

"you can see" the angel replied

waooooo. where is mine.show it to me please.the man shouted

then the angel smiled and said: you can't see yours here because the Big Boss took it for his fan as summer is starting.

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coincidence

three men are discussing after church sevice.

its funny how things can happen. the fist man starts.

can you imagine my wife was reading about Paul and Silas during her
pregnancy then she gave us two beautiful boys?

its realy true and funny, the second shouted.
my own wife loved to talk about the three persons of God (the Trinity) and she gave birth to three wonderful children.

oh no!!! shouted the last in great anciety. i have to run and stop her,
my wife pregnant and she is readind John where it talks about Jesus choosing the twelve. please pray it doesn't happen that way.

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B OR N

two children are arguing in the street in front of their house

"Jesus was bornt in Bethlehem"." NOOO!!! i tell you it was in Nazareth." "i say in Bethlehem." "in Nazareth." "in B... "i say in N...

then a man coming back from church on sabbat passes,

sir, sir
yes the man answers
where was Jesus bornt please. we have been arguing for a while.

the man thinks for a while, then he says
you know my dears i realy wish to help but i'm not from the neighbourhood.
excuse me.
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grand ma'a in church

a grand ma'a enters the the church for the second time and the pastor talks about Jesus coming back soon.

then she tells her grand son: "take me out of this place quickly please".

"what's wrong, you really injoyed it last sabbat, do you remember?" the boy argues

then the grand ma'a says
"i was just sorry for the poor Jesus they killed last time. How come that he is coming if he died last week. this must be another unprepaired joke. now lets go"